2025 QUARTERFINAL RECAP

PLAYOFFS

Joey and Carlson move on to the Semifinals with Barton and Rex.

Barton, as the top seed… you select your matchup

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CASH CUP

We wont have a 3-peat this year boys. Its settled.  Kyle and Leo move down to the Cash Cup with Nolan and Lewis

Nolan, you still hold the matchup selection priority as the 3seed

Drew and Matt are eliminated. Great season fellas.  Matt The way your team competed these last 4 weeks is undeniable

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FECES CUP

Duane leads Beasley 1-0.  Beasleys in a must-win to avoid the back-to-back fecal crown 👑

Well, son of a squish.

GROUP A

Good grief, absolutely anything can happen here with all teams at 1-1. Literally, every team should feel like they’re in a win-or-go home scenario (THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SITUATION IN ALL OF SPORTS… March Madness). Drew has to win next week and likely needs Carlson to upset Barton in order to stay alive

GROUP B

Nolan needs a W and to outscore Kyle by 35. Wet it and forget it why dontchya

GROUP F

Firestorm of Crap is turning into a Firestorm of crapping all over anyone who gets in his path. Matt is a fecal wrecking ball down there… constipation at it’s finest

Beasley and Lewis are in deathmatches of fecal proportions. Both of them are in must-win scenarios to avoid the drudgery of the worst-of-3 Feces Cup Finals

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Sit back and enjoy the final week of the Group Stage… GET WAXED