THE COMMISH

JOEY GEARRIES

Did he have the dream? or did the dream have him?

Who cares… we’re all just grateful to be living in it.

COLD AS THE ROCKIES

CHARLES LEWIS

He knows what it takes… and he takes what he knows… unless what’s known gets taken… then he takes the taker, whether he knows them or not

CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP

KYLE ADAMS

He knows how to sweeten a deal… and his deals know how to sweeten themselves —- no artificial sweetener needed

RICK SWIFT OLD BITCH

NOLAN BERNARD

He learned from the best… and the best learned from him on how to best the best.

CRIM DE LA SQUISH

LEO MORDKOVICH

He wants what he wants… and what he wants wants him to never stop wanting it

ALL BIDNESS

NICK BARTON

He makes the effort… and the effort makes him make it… but when it takes too much effort to justify what he’s trying to make ——— never mind… that’s never happened

ORIGINAL RECIPE

DREW COBLE

He became who he is… by being who he became… and the reason he became it, is because of where he came from.

COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

AARON BEASLEY

He tells it like it is… and he is what he likes to tell it to be

FIRESTORM OF CRAP

MATT IRWIN

He has a way with words… and the words have their way with him as he words them….. and that’s the word bruh

BLESS EM

REX HUFFMAN

He rises to the occasion… and the occasion rises to him rising… and when an occasion seems to arise beyond what he’s expected to rise to…. he raises the roof

LA FLAMA BLANCA

JORDAN CARLSON

He maxes out and relaxes all cool… until someone relaxes where he was planning to max out…

BUSTERSX8

DUANE GILLENWATER

He’s chillin like a villain…. until the villains get caught chillin… which is when he chills out on all the chillin